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Name: Hunter
Country: United States
State: Texas
Birthday: 12/3/1982
Interests: I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike guitar playing. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I don't perspire. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Expertise: I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning Operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I bat .400. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Media
Message: message me
AIM:  hunterhawkins
Member Since:
7/23/2004
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| so i went to the doctor for my neck today.
i couldn't really decipher much of his thick new orleans accent.
he gave me muscle relaxors, hydrocodones and steroids.
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| i am in the film The Proper Care & Feeding of an American Messiah with Tony Hale.
who worked on Arrested Development with Jason Bateman.
who was in Dodgeball with Ben Stiller.
who was in Along Came Polly with Jennifer Aniston.
who starred in Picture Perfect with Kevin Bacon. | | |
| so whats my new years resolution?
to learn how to moonwalk.
damn right.
how'd i do on last years resolution?
well last year i resolved to only date asian girls between the age of 22-25.
so the only girl i really "dated" was 21 and half asian.
so i feel i kept my resolution abouth 50%.
not to shabby. | | |
| first day shooting brian barr was great. everyone on set is really laid back and cool. i enjoy hanging out with a large group of telecom kids, theres always someone who gets an obscure movie/tv reference i make. good people.
at the end of the day i found out that i get the privliage of being the key grip. freakin sweet. i fooled them all into thinking that i know what i'm doing.
now i just need to figure out how to get a role in the movie. | | |
| anyone who argues that the war in iraq is a good idea should join the army. | | |
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